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MRS. COHEN
Mark, It's The Wicked Witch Of The West
Your Mother
Happy New Year From Scarsdale
We're All Impressed That The Riot
Footage
Made The Nightly News
Even Your Father Says Mazeltov
Honey - Call Him
Love Mom
ALEXI DARLING (on the machine)
Mark Cohen
Alexi Darling From Buzzline

MARK
Oh, that show's so sleazy.

ALEXI DARLING
Your Footage Of The Riots: A-One
Feater Segment-Network-Deal Time
I'm Sending You A Contract
Ker-Ching Ker-Ching
Marky Give Us A Call 970-4301
Or At Home Try 863-6754
Or - My Cellphone At 919-763-0090
Or - You Can Email Me
At Darling Alexi Newscom Dot Net
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