trapped in the closet pt 6 lyrics

Believe it or not, I just started laughing
Shaking my head and just kept on laughing
Thinking about all the things I had been through that day
Then cries what why do you have that smile upon your face

Then I laughed out said thinking
About the things that I've been through
She wipes her nose and she sniggles
And laughs out I've been through it too

Then I start laughing again and she start laughing more
Then next thing you know we both are cracking up on the floor
She laughs I can't believe this idiot really answered my phone
Now meanwhile Twon just got out of prison and he's on his way home

Then she laughs baby I'm sorry
For all the lies and all the bullshit
Then I say girl just wait till I tell you
All the drama that I've been dealing with

She laughs I wanna hear it all
Then I laugh and say baby first of all
I got a hangover, been trapped in the closet
Slept who knows, threatened to kill a pastor

She says, what baby
This is no lie he had a lover turns out to be a gay guy
She says damn you've been through a lot
Plus I gotta ticket

Meanwhile the policeman he turns around
Just out of concern comes back to the house
Then he pulls up in the driveway
My cars parked crooked with the lights on

Then he goes around the back way
He hear the dogs barking like somethings wrong
He gets to the backdoor and discover its been broken in
He looks around, pulls his gun out, then proceeds in

Meanwhile were laughing and laughing and laughing
But from his perspective he thinks somebodies crying
He gets closer to the bedroom
And he would swear that somebody was coughing and sighing

Meanwhile were in the bedroom laughing
As I'm trying to continue to explain
She yells out Sylvester your killing me
Said I swear that it went that way

Then next thing you know he bust up in the room
Said bitch mutherfucker freeze
And then I looked back up at him
And said wait your that damn police

Then she screams baby
I mean James she says everything is cool
And then he yells Gwendolyn I got this
I know your sick and tired off this fool

Then I stood up start walking toward him
Screaming man get out my house
Then he yells freeze she scream
Please and I pulled my barretta out

She cried out, Sylvester please don't
Visions of him making love to her
He said man put the gun on the floor
I can't thinking about him and her

I slowly put the gun and then I put my hands up.
He winked at me and smiled
And that is when I went nuts
Hopped all over him grabbed the gun

She screaming settle down
Going all around both handling the gun
Then all of a sudden pow