trapped in the closet part 9 lyrics

He looks around the kitchen, and says, ?Something is really weird?
And she says, ?Why do you say that??
He says, ??Cos you keep tryin' to get me out of here?
He said, ?Ever since I been in this house
Your face has went from white to red
And remember when I first walked through the door
You acted like you had seen a ghost from the dead??

Then he says, ?Girl if you hidin' something, I'm gonna be so mad?
Then he hears something fallin?, he says, ?What the fuck was that??
She said, ?It sounds like it came from upstairs, sounds like the plumbing?
He said, ?Woman that sound did not come from upstairs!
I'll be damned if you're not up to something!"

He said, "Now the sound that I just heard, it came from this kitchen?
And then he looks over by the stove, while she?s easin' over by the dishes
And then he walks over to the refrigerator and pushes it back
And then he looks her in her face
Looks like she?s about to have a heart attack
Then he notices the pie on the counter, one slice is missing
Now the story?s gettin' scary, ?cos he comes to realize
That Bridget is allergic to cherries

Then he slowly looks up at her, and now her face is red as hell
He's breathing real hard, and movin' closer
She says, ?Hon, you don't look so well?
And then he says, ?Move?
She says, ?No?
He says, ?Move?
She says, ?No!?
?Bitch move!?
She moves

And then, he looks at the cabinet
He walks to the cabinet
Get close to the cabinet
Now he's opening the cabinet
Now pause the movie, ?cos what
I'm about to say to ya'll is so damn twisted
Not only is there a man in his cabinet
But the man is a midget!