trapped in the closet ch3 lyrics

Here we are, the four of us
In total shock, me and her
I closed my mouth and swallowed spit
And I'm thinking to myself, "This is some deep shit"

And I said, "So you're gonna tell me
He's the one he's been talking to?"
He says, "Yes", I say, "No", he says, "Yes"
I say, "No", he says, "It's the truth"

I said, "All of y'all ass is crazy, let me up out this door
Because this is way more than I bargained for"
She says, "Wait, I'm sure we can all fix this"
Then I said, "I'm late, plus I ain't gotta damn thing to do with this"

But then she said, "Wouldn't you just like to know how it all began?"
Then I thought to myself and said, ?Quick, you got three minutes?
Then it got real quiet, I said, "Somebody start talking"
She said, "My God, Rufus, I've got just one question?

?How could you do something like this? I'm so hurt"
He looked at her and said, "Bitch, please, you've got your nerves
With all your club hopping, lying when you said you was shopping
And now here you are in our home and you're calling me wrong"

She said, "Okay, you busted me and that much I agree
You caught me cheating but this is a little extreme"
He said, "You are my wife, sleeping behind my back
And now I come home and you got him in the closet
How extreme is that?"

And she said, "But she's a he"
And he said, "Please, you can't judge me"
She said, "But Rufus this is crazy"
And I said, "Stop arguing
I did not stay here to hear you chew each other out
So get to the point or I swear I'm out"

"Excuse me, please but I think I can explain
What's going on in here
My name is Chuck and I been knowing Rufus about a year
At midnight creeping around with him has been a living hell
Sneaking in and out of hotels"
I said, "Brother, spare the details"

Then Rufus said, "Chuck, please, don't say nothing else"
Then she screams, "Rufus, you son of a bitch"
He says, "Cathy, go to hell"
I said, "I thought you said your name was Mary
That what you said at the party
Man, this is getting scary, I'ma shoot somebody"

Then Rufus start yelling and screaming saying
"Cathy, this is all your fault"
She throws a pillow at him and says, "You were creeping too
The only difference is you didn't get caught"
Chuck screamed out, "We're in love"
Cathy says, "Love, my ass"
Rufus said they're getting married then I shoot one in the air

I said, "Not another one of you sons of bitches say a word
'Cuz all this shit I'm going through is unheard"
I grabbed my cellular, I said, "This is so wrong", I call up my home
And a man picks up the phone, phone, phone, phone