the water buffalo song lyrics

And now it's time for Silly Songs with Superchic[k]
The part of the show where Superchic[k] comes out and sings a silly song
The Water Buffalo Song

Everybody's got a water buffalo
You know your's is fast but, mine is slow
Oh, where do we get them you ask
I don't know
But everybody's got a water buffalo

[Yeah that's right!
We're gonna break it down like we used to
I wanna hear everybody signing
2,3,4]

Everybody, Everybody, Everybody,
Everybody, Everybody, Everybody,
Everybody's got a Water Buffalo

Everybody, Everybody, Everybody,
Everybody, Everybody, Everybody,
Everybody's got a Water Buffalo

I took my bullafo to the store
I got his head stuck in the door
Spilled some lima beans on the floor
Oh, everybody's got a water buffalo
Look there's one!
Nope, that's a dog

Everybody, Everybody, Everybody,
Everybody, Everybody, Everybody,
Everybody's got a Water Buffalo

Everybody, Everybody, Everybody,
Everybody, Everybody, Everybody,
Everybody's got a Water Buffalo

Whoa, whoa
Guys, hold on
I don't think we should say everybody's got a water buffalo
When everyone ain't got no water buffalo
Man, we don't even have a water buffalo
I bet we're going to get nasty emails sayin':
"Where's my water buffalo?"
"Why don't I got no water buffalo Superchic[k]?"
Are you guys prepared to deal with that?
I don't think so!
Let's not do this song anymore

Everybody, Everybody, Everybody,
Everybody, Everybody, Everybody,
Everybody's got a Water Buffalo

Everybody, Everybody, Everybody,
Everybody, Everybody, Everybody,
Everybody's got a Water Buffalo

Everybody, Everybody, Everybody,
Everybody, Everybody, Everybody,
Everybody's got a Water Buffalo

Everybody, Everybody, Everybody,
Everybody, Everybody, Everybody,
Everybody's got a Water Buffalo!

Oh, that was good
But I lost where I was going!
This has been Silly Songs
Tune in next time to hear Larry sing:
Everybody's got a Kangaroo