Artist: christmas songs
Song: stephon the alternative lifestyle reindeer
Rumors emanating
From the North to all the Poles
Outsiders speculating
Who's designing Santa's clothes
He's the newest face in Christmas
And soon the world will know
That Rudolph's nose
Is not the only reindeer appendage that glows...
Stephon the alternative lifestyle reindeer
Heaven help Santa should he call him queer
He's standing tall
Against the wall
Of prejudice and fear
He's Stephon the alternative lifestyle reindeer
Well he came out of the forest
And that's why he's on the news
And ever since that legislation's changed
Now they can't make poor Stephon
Join in all those stupid stupid reindeer games
Stephon the alternative lifestyle reindeer
Heaven help Santa should he call him queer
Prancer up in front of him
He's got Blitzen to the rear
He's Stephon the alternative lifestyle reindeer
He's embarrassed by his antlers
He retains progesterone
And in his mind he looks like Doris Day
And if the health plan springs for surgery
Some day
You know he really may
Stephon the alternative lifestyle reindeer
Heaven help Santa should he call him queer
He's standing tall
Against the wall
Of prejudice and fear
He's Stephon the alternative lifestyle reindeer
Affirmative reaction
The world is on it's ear
Hey that speech that Jesse Jackson made
Brought Rush Limbaugh to tears
And he'll go down in history
For months or even years
He's Stephon
(Stephon)
The alternative lifestyle reindeer.
