something's wrong lyrics

When your pubic hair's on fire, something's wrong
When you think you're the Messiah, something's wrong
You mistake a plane for Venus, something's wrong
When your girlfriend's got a penis, something's wrong, something's wrong

Something's wrong
Something's wrong

When you like music more than life, something's wrong
You start sleeping as you drive, something's wrong
When your favorite drink is thinner, something's wrong
When you're proud to be a sinner, something's wrong, something's wrong

Something's wrong
Something's wrong

When a canary drives a tractor, something's wrong
When your president's an actor, something's wrong
When your jacket's plagued with dandruff, something's wrong
If you think that this song matters, something's wrong, something's wrong

Something's wrong
Something's wrong

Something's wrong
Something's wrong
Something's wrong
Something's wrong