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Hello and welcome to the instructional audio series of
Rock Vocal Power, shout

With this easy to use, step-by-step audio program
You too will be able to sing like the pros
Here, you will learn all of the current trendy vocal techniques
Used by virtually all of today's chart-busters

I'm sure you're thinking
"How can I learn to sing like one of today's rock singers
When I can't sing at all?"
Well, it's not so hard with Rock Vocal Power

For just six easy installments of just $69.95
You'll get one instructional method
And this method breaks down the techniques
Of today's hot vocalists
So that you can learn at your own pace
Just listen to these testimonials by satisfied customers

When I started as a bar singer playing Pearl Jam covers
I wasn't quite able to capture the essence
Of a singer's voice, you know, till I bought
Rock Vocal Power

Now I've sold almost fifty million zillion records worldwide
And my own original music band, Praise the Lord
You too can learn from this amazing series
How to unlock the vocal treasure chest that awaits inside you

Who's there? Why, it's golden platinum
And it too can be yours but that's not all
For no extra charge we'll throw in a few extra methods
Like the pickle-in-mouth technique

The Cookie Monster
And the ever popular "Hey, look at me
I can't sing, so run me through me the computer"

I can't sing so good
Just think, with Rock Vocal Power
You'll never have to sound like this guy again