phone home lyrics

This is, this is, this is, this is
We are not the same, I am a Martian
We are not the same, I am a Martian
Greetings from Planet Weezy
We will begin transmission in
5, 4, 3, 2, 1

Phone home Weezy
Phone home Weezy
Phone home Weezy
Phone home Weezy

And if you feel like you?re the best
Go head do the Weezy wee
And phone home Weezy
Phone home Weezy

We are not the same I am a Martian
And I'm hotter than summer rain like Carl Thomas
Lock, load, ready to aim at any target
I can get your brains for a bargain

Like I bought it from Target
Hip hop is my supermarket
Shoppin? cart full of fake hip hop artists
I'm starvin? soarin?, I gotta eat early
And I be back in the mornin?

Phone home Weezy
Phone home Weezy
Phone home Weezy
Phone home Weezy

And if you feel like you?re the best
Go head do the Weezy wee
And phone home Weezy
Phone home Weezy

We are not the same, I am an alien
Like Gonzalez, young college student
Who done just flipped the game like Houston
I'm used to Promethazine and 2 cups

I'm screwed up
And ya ain't shit, if you ain't never been screwed up
Flow so sick, make you wanna throw ya food up
Ice water, chest and my wrist like a pool cup

2 twin clippers I give ya ass a crew cut
I get brain like crew cuts
Ya know wat, ya girl go down fast come up slow
But I never slow up, Weezy

Phone home Weezy
Phone home Weezy
Phone home Weezy
Phone home Weezy

And if you feel like you?re the best
Go head do the Weezy wee
And phone home Weezy
Phone home Weezy

They don't make ?em like me no more
Matter fact they never made ?em like me befo?
I'm rare like Mr. Clean wit' hair
No brake lights on my car rear

I never had lice and I never had fear
I rap like that and died and gone to Heaven, I swear
And here I?m a bear
Like black and white hair

So I'm polar and they can?t get on my system
?Cause my system is the solar
I am so far from the othars, I mean others
I can eat them for supper get in my spaceship and hover

Phone home Weezy
Phone home Weezy
Phone home Weezy
Phone home Weezy

And if you feel like you?re the best
Go head do the Weezy wee
And phone home Weezy
Phone home Weezy