party at the leper colony lyrics

Finger food and an ice cold keg,
It won't cost you an arm and a leg,
Dance all night to a rotten band,
Come on people lets give 'em a hand,
Saturday night, its the place to be,
Ev'rybody cut foot-loose with me,
There's a party at the leper colony.

There's a party at the leper colony.

Met a little lady so pretty and young,
She was quite a talker 'till the cat got her tongue,
She oozed up beside me, I turned on my charm,
Well pretty soon she was completely disarmed,
I said "Now girl don't you fall to pieces on me",
But she cried her eyes out,Literally
There's a party at the leper colony.

There's a party at the leper colony.

Hey now buddy, don't you give me no lip!
Sorry I was usin' your head for a dip,
There's a guy in the hot tub I don't know who,
Wait a minute it looks like Stew,
I turned around now, ad what do I see?
Another melting momma got her eye on me,
There's a party at the leper colony.

There's a party at the leper colony.
There's a party at the leper colony.
(faster and louder)
There's a party at the leper colony!
There's a party at the leper colony!
There's a party at the leper coloneeeeeeeeee!