my vagina lyrics

My vagina has two set of lips,
but I don't get monthly blood drips,
My vagina hardly even used

My vagina got lots of extra skin,
they took my Outtie and made it an in,
Turned Donnie into Marie Osmond

Operation, succesful,
but now I gotta pee,
thru a miniature hole,
got to remember,
to put the seat down,
and when I wipe my ass,
I go from to back,
cause I don't wanna bladder infection,

I never tought I'd miss my vast difference
I traded in for a pair of huge cans,
Now I ge
t to hang with lesbians,

Operation paid up front,
now I show all my friends,
my new designer cunt,
They think I'm kinda weird,
but that's ok with me,
cause now I kick their ass,
hitting from the ladies tee,
there'snothing finer than having a vagina