Artist: nerf herder
Song: mr. spock
You want a guy who can bring the Bacon
 And you want a guy with Savoir Faire
 Somebody who can take control of it
 Someone with cool black shiny hair
(YEAH!)
 
 You don't want a boyfriend
 What you want is Mr. Spock
 To come to your wasteland
 And destroy the roh-oh-oh-oh-oh-bot
 Something more than human
 Someone with blood that's cold and green
 You want something better... than me
 
 Captain Kirk went to the planet *laser sound*
 And there he fought the man-lizard
 He saved the ship, invented the gunpowder
 But that's just not good enough for you, is it?!
 Noooooooo!
 You don't want a boyfriend
 What you want is Mr. Spock
 To come to your wasteland
 And destroy the roh-oh-oh-oh-oh-bot
 Something more than human
 Someone with blood that's cold and green
 You want something better than meeee..meeeee....
 
 You sit all night at your computer
 Drinking Diet Dr. Pepper
 Looking for an answer to it all....
 Say the words! Say the words! Say! Say! Say the words!
 
 You don't want a boyfriend
 What you want is Mr. Spock
 To come to your wasteland
 And destroy the roh-oh-oh-oh-oh-bot
 Something more than human
 Someone with blood that's cold and green
 You want something better than meeeee... meeeeee... than me!