lovechild of the queen lyrics

Ladies and gentlemen
Now is the moment you've all been waiting for

I'm the lovechild of the Queen
My blood is blue, it is not green
I was born to live upon the throne
Instead I signed up on the dole

Suppose my father was a King
Gifts to me he did not bring
Now every time I see a crown
It only makes me want to frown

You can't see there's something else I need
To help me on my way
Every time I think that I'm gonna cry
But I'd smile and I'd smile
But I haven't got the time

We're the bastards of the Queen
Our blood is blue, know what I mean
We were born to live upon four thrones
Instead we sign up on the dole

Suppose our father was a King
Gifts to us he did not bring
Now every time we see a crown
It only makes us want to fucking frown

You can't see there's something else I need
To help me on my way
A big fat line you know is what I mean
And I'd smile and I'd smile
But I haven't got the time

Now my story has been told
It's getting rather very old
Did I tell you about when I was christened
Jesus Christ was the name given

You can't see there's something else I need
To help me on my way
A big fat line you know is what I mean
And I'd smile and I'd smile
But I haven't got the, I haven't got the time