love for sale lyrics

Well I wake up this morning I rolled out of bed
I felt like a dog who's been kicked in the head
Checked out my mail there was letter that read, it said

Love for sale, love for sale

I picked up the phone, everyone I could
I let my fingers do the walking through the telephone book
You cant catch a fish if you ain't got the hook

Love for sale, love for sale

Well, send up the signal and throw me a line
Somebody explain "This funny valentine"
It might not be legal but it sure ain't a crime
Well I'm one step from crazy and two steps behind

I called it, Colombo from my TV set
I've tried the dating game I haven't found her yet
I'm hoping that shes looking like a penthouse pet

Love for sale, love for sale

Well, we've been living together 3 years
2 hours, 20 minutes maybe four hundred beers
She seems, you cant shop for love when you're shopping at sears

Love for sale, love for sale

I guess Ive learnt my lesson it was easy to see
My old lady she played this joke on me
I never looked where I forgot it would be there

Love for sale, love for sale

Love for sale
Love for sale
Love for sale
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