i'm broke lyrics

I ain't no joke
So you should get a pen
And write yourself a little note
So you don't forget again
That when it comes to cash
I've been gettin' smoked
Lendin' out my money
Now I'm broke

Somebody's gettin' choked
'Cos now its time to pay the piper
Bums are the type of shit that's in a diaper
Don't make me have to call a sniper
And wipe your brains off my windshield wiper, you dirty bug

As soon as I get paid they come in masses
There's someone givin' classes on kissin' peoples asses
Unless you're livin' where the trash is
Don't even come around here askin' where my cash is

Me, I'm broke
Me, I'm broke

I aint no joke, I'll say it once again
And if I get provoked there'll be knuckles on your chin
Some people never learn
Borrowin' from me you might regret it
For one, I ain't no bank and you got shitty credit

As soon as I get paid they're comin' out the woodwork
Take your ass and get a job like you should jerk
Unless you're livin' where the trash is
But your not, so find another spot where the cash is

Me, I'm broke
Me, I'm broke

Gimme back my money, you bum
You said you'd pay me back
I'm broke and for that you deserve a smackin' for slackin'
Now people say that I'm a slacker
If I'm a slacker, its through the eyes of the ones that are blind

You said you'd pay me back
I'm broke and for that you deserve a smackin' for slackin'
Now people say that I'm a slacker
If I'm a slacker, its through the eyes of the ones that are blind

You said you'd pay me back
I'm broke and for that you deserve a smackin' for slackin'
Now people say that I'm a slacker
If I'm a slacker, its through the eyes of the ones that are blind

La la la
La la la
La la la
Gimme back my money
La la la
La la la
La la la

You said you'd pay me back
I'm broke and for that you deserve a smackin' for slackin'
Now people say that I'm a slacker
If I'm a slacker, its through the eyes of the ones that are blind

You said you'd pay me back
I'm broke and for that you deserve a smackin' for slackin'
Now people say that I'm a slacker
If I'm a slacker, its through the eyes of the ones that are blind