headlines lyrics

Do a show, save a child
Raise a million bucks that'll last a while
Fight at parties, buy a horse
Lose a couple, win that big divorce

I wanna be in the headlines
Anything to be in the headlines

Saw my chance, I made my break
I took the biggest float in the rose parade
I got jailed, no disgrace
A hundred million people saw my face

Called a conference with the press
Announced my marriage plans in a wedding dress
Climb a building at six below
On New Year's eve without a stitch of clothes

I wanna be in the headlines
Anything to be in the headlines

As long as they spell my name right
I hope that they can catch my best side

Popped out from a cake at the president's ball
What a big mistake, fifty guns aimed at me
I was nearly killed but what publicity
Nominated, something big

Stole the hottest scene
Says the globe and trib
Porno movie, comes to light
But I was starving then so that's alright

I wanna be in the headlines
Anything to be in the headlines

As long as the spell my name right
Hope that they can catch my best side
Keep my sidewalk status star bright
Feel free to walk on me tonight
Just don't spit on me

Headlines, headlines
Headlines, headlines
Headlines, headlines
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