handsome man lyrics

Hello, did you miss me?
I know, I'm hard to resist
Y'all can come and help me
Pick the sweet corn out of this
It's hard to be humble
When you're so fuckin' big
Did you ever meet a sexier
Male chauvinist pig?

I'm gonna milk you 'til I turn it into cheese
Tear your bitten arms and know it
Please, come take a piece of me, ohh

If you drop me
I'll fall to pieces on ya
If you don't see me
I don't exist
It's nice to meet you
Now let me go and wash my hands
'Cause you just met
The world's most handsome man
The world's most handsome man

Y'all know, who I am?
I'm still the boy next door
That's if you're Lord Litchfield and I'm Roger Moore
Have I gone up in the world
Or has the world gone down on me?
I'm the one who put the Brits in celebrity

Give in and love it
What's the point in hating me
You can't argue with popularity
We could, but you'd be wrong, ohh

If you drop me
I'll fall to pieces on ya
If you don't need me
I don't exist
You voted for me
Now let me see a show of hands
Here before you stands

Can you make me laugh and sign this autograph
Though it's not for me?
Clip and grin, shake and frame, name and shame
Then I'm outta here
It's not very complicated
I'm just young and overrated, ooo

Please don't drop me
I'll fall to pieces on ya
If you don't see me
I don't exist
It's nice to meet you
Now let me go and wash my hands
Here before you stands

Please, don't drop me
I'll fall to pieces on ya
If you don't need me
I don't exist
It's nice to meet you
Now let me see a show of hands
'Cause you just met
The world's most handsome man
The world's most handsome man
The world's most handsome man
The world's most handsome man