everything reminds me of my dog lyrics

everything reminds me of my dog
the guy in ther store
telephones...yoohoo
taxicabs
if you remind me of my dog we'll probably git along little doggie git along
git along little doggie git a...
smiling at strangers(better let them know you're friendly)
the way people dress reminds me too,pissing on their favourite tree
sad things
cockroaches and other insects remind me too, don't hit them
the blank expression of the little boy with thick glasses who picks
himself up from the sidewalk and stands there blinking in the sun
if you remind me of my dog we'll probably git along little goggie git along
git along litle doggie git a...
like the man on the subway
sitting across from me
and every time i looked at him he smiled
and by the time
i got to the end
of the subway line
i'd given him at least...oh...25 cookies
guys in bars remind me of my dog
the way it takes you so long to choose the perfect table
if you remind me of my dog we'll probably git along little doggie git along
git along little doggie git along
(me and my ferocious dog we're walking down the street
and everyone we meet says "ach yer a goot doggie!...")
except when we go for a walk
to get the sunday paper
i stand there and read the headlines
he reads the wind
sometimes he hits a funny smell and laughs
i hate it when he does that-i feel so dumb
what? what? i say
everything reminds me of my dog
beautiful things
sunsets remind me of my dog-gina go to your window
einstein reminds me of my dog-i want to pat his fluffy head
this whole world reminds me of my dog
my dog reminds me of this whole world
do i remind you of a dog?(thump thump) i do? (faster thump)
skyscrapers remind me of my dog sitting in the tall grass waiting for a rabbit
guys in red camaros too-it's getting to be a habit
artists remind me of my dog staking out their originality on the nearest tree
old folks reminf me of my dog
my dog reminds old people of their dogs(barfy,ruffo,beanhead)
gina says i remind her of the dog the way i just did that
golfers teeing off remind me of myu dog the way he sits by me and shifts on his
front paws-what is it you
want? look at it, do you want to go for a walk, want a cookie, do you want me
to dial the number for you?