everybody hates ned flanders lyrics

Everybody in the USA hates their stupid neighbor

He's Flanders and he's really really lame

Flanders tried to wreck my song

His views on birth control are wrong

I hate his guts and Flanders is his name

F-L-A-N-D-E-R-S he's the man that i hate best

I'd like to see his house go up in flames

F-L-A, his name is Ned

E-R-S, such a stupid name

He's worse than Frankenstein or doctor no

You can't upset him even slightly

he just smiles and nods politely

then goes home and worships nightly

his leftorium is an emporium of woa

F-L-A, don't yell at Ned

D-E-R, his wife is dead

everbody hates that stupid jerk

Springfield rocks with homers joyous loathing

filling clubs with angry valentinos

you don't have to move your feet

just hate Flanders to the disco beat

he's your perky, peppy, nightmare neighborinno

if you despise polite left handers

then i'll doubt you'll like that Flanders

or his creepy little offsprings rod and tod

that's us!

Hooray!

F-L-A, his name is Ned

E-R-S, he is so white bread

the smiling mustache geek that walks with god