every halloween lyrics

I paint my face every year all day the 31st aint nothin to me, another holiday all of a sudden face paintin's in style And I've been doin ever since Gilligan's Island was on but try to live all year though try pickin up a chick when your painted up like a wierdo im 68 years old I still trick or treat you think I care? shit I'm trying to find somethin to eat if it aint above a quarter, don't even bother and tell your old ladies to keep your pennys and then they take my candy and diss im sick of these little kids to I know you did it put a brick in your bag and hit me in the head with it "look what I got from the fat guy painted like kiss!" all year I'm a psycho uh huh I see but every halloween, you wanna be me! theyyyyyyyyy every halloween they want to be meee theyyyyyyyyy every halloween they want to be meee a gorila, a buffer fish and a bag lady all made love and had a little baby but at this point thats only purely speculation and supposedly I'm the one on halloween people smile at me the rest of the year, they dial the police but on halloween there giving me candy bars they kick me off there lawn and shoot me off there cars trick or treat it's 5:30 in the morning and I'm lookin through your window im still out..im standing on your lawn my paint don't come off, and if it did *tap tap* I see a gummy bear on the table, ya gonna eat that? you think I'm scary now, shiiit I look like frankenstein thats been slaped with ugly yet children hug me on halloween theyyyyyyyyy every halloween every halloween they want to be meee theyyyyyyyyy they want to be meee 3 6 4 people hate my guts on halloween though, they wanna ride my nuts and pass jelly bears, goobers, and suckers around they dress up as monsters, freaks, and clowns they next day when I try to trick or treat it's get off the porch or i'll call the cops you freak I don't understand you people but that's ok i'll see you all next time you try to be Violent J theyyyyyyyyy they want to be meee every halloween theyyyyyyyyy every halloween they want to be meee theyyyyyyyyy they want to be meee every halloween every halloween theyyyyyyyyy they want to be meee (well I don't care) (well I don't care) (well I don't care) (well I don't care)