Artist: ben folds
Song: errant dog
Year: 2008
Have you seen that dog? I've got to get him back
I had him tied to a tree but he keeps getting out
He's probably running loose with the bitches
And when I catch him I'll give him some stitches
Oh, I love him so much, aw that stupid bitch is mine
Errant dog
Errant dog
They're talking down at the spa, now the word is out
Goddamn I look like a Jew when he goes running around
I'm gonna take him on court TV and show the world what he's done to me
Oh, I'll drag his ass back home back where his ass belongs
Errant dog
Errant dog
He's my everything, he means the world to me
He's my hopes and dreams, tangible property
Sometimes I wonder why I put up with his shit
If I could I would become a lesbian
I know I said dead or alive but really dead is fine
Just bring him here, yeah
Errant dog
Errant dog
Errant dog
