carry bag man lyrics

I'm in love with the Carrier Bag Man
I love the Carrier Bag Man X2
Carrier bags strewn all around the room
Ah, the Carrier Bag Man-- I am him
Coz I am the Carrier Bag Man -- I am the carrier bag man



I've no time to sit comfortable down
But I still need armchairs round my home
To put carrier bags on



I am the Carrier Bag Man
Carry a bag man!



I don't make waves, I hide bags in graves
No cash is earned straight nowadays anyways
Please all you onlookers understand
So make gangway for Carrier Bag Man



I am Carrier Bag Man



[megaphone rant]



When in town I keep head down
Kneel on the croft when the mariah comes round
Fat-assed workmen, I scurry around
There's few good places to hide bags behind



Coz I am Carrier Bag Man.
Carry a bag man!