1-900-loser lyrics

Call the number on your screen.
Talk to the girl of your dreams.
Tell her how you really feel.
You can't touch her, but she's real.

1-900-loser.
1-900-loser.
1-900-loser.
You're a loser.

Spend all your money talking to that bitch.
Can't pay your bills cause you're not rich.
How long do you talk anyway.
She does all the talking and look who pays.

1-900-loser.
1-900-loser.
1-900-loser.
You're a loser.

1-900-loser.
1-900-loser.
1-900-loser.
You're a loser.

You're a loser, face the facts.
She doesn't mean a word, it's just an act.
Work all week, wait for the weekends.
So you can go home and do it all again.

1-900-loser.
1-900-loser.
1-900-loser.
You're a loser.

1-900-loser.
1-900-loser.
1-900-loser.
You're a loser.