Artist: little shop of horrors
Song: don't feed the plants
Subsequent to the events you have just witnessed
Similar events in cities across America
Events which bore a striking resemblance
To the ones you have just seen began occurring
Subsequent to the events you have just witnessed
Unsuspecting jerks from Maine to California
Made the acquaintance of a new breed of flytrap
And got sweet-talked into feeding it blood
Thus the plants worked their terrible will
Finding jerks who would feed them their fill
And the plants proceeded to grow and grow
And begin what they came here to do
Which was essentially to
Eat Cleveland
And Des Moines
And Peoria
And New York
And where you been
They may offer you fortune and fame
Love and money and instant acclaim
But whatever they offer you
Don't feed the plants
They may offer you lots of cheap thrills
Fancy condos in Beverly Hills
But whatever they offer you
Don't feed the plants
Lookout, here comes Audrey Two
Lookout, here I come for you
Hold your hat and hang onto your soul
Somethin's comin' to meet the world whole
If we fight it, we still got a chance
But whatever they offer you
Tho' they're sloppin' the trough for you
Please whatever they offer you
Don't feed the plants
We'll have tomorrow
Don't feed the plants
