waiting for the girl lyrics

The pope is on the tv
The queen is in the news
The pin is in the oven
Michelle she got the blues
The grape is good for picking
The train it runs on time
My mouth is filling up
And I pour a glass of wine
The loots are on the steakout
The cat is on the prowl
The prize is in the basket
The pictures on the wall
The seed is in the paper
The mouse don't make a sound
The neighbours there are fucking
The sun is going down
And we're all
We're all
Waiting for the girl to call
The clothes are in the washer
The kids are in school
My dad just bought a donkey
The other night was cool
The club is never open
The lights are never green
Beside I think im laughing
Id like to hear you scream
Theres nothing on the tv
Put on the radio
The sun will have a better
I hate the video
My mates are coming over
Theres nothing left to eat
My cat has eaten so much
She cannot see her feet!
But we're all
We're all
Waiting for the girl to call
Theres a party wanna crash this Friday
Heeey Waiting for ya
I killed the bottle
Now my head feels funny
Heeeey Waiting for ya
They gotta start leaving
said they Feel like going out
If I get lucky lady
You'll talk dirty
Waiting for the girl to call
Waiting for the girl to call