sir psycho sexy lyrics

A long, long, long, long time ago
Before the wind, before the snow
Lived a man, lived a man I know
Lived a freak of nature named Sir Psycho

Sir Psycho Sexy that is me
Sometimes I find, I need to scream

He's a freak of nature
But we love him so
He's a freak of nature
But we let him go

Deep inside the garden of Eden
Standing there with my hard on bleedin'
Theres a devil in my dick
And some demons in my semen
Good God, no that would be treason

Believe me Eve she gave good reason
Botty looking too good not to be squeezin'
Creamy beaver hotter than a fever
[Incomprehensible] a givin' 'cause she's the receiver

I won't and I don't hang up until I please her
Makin' her feel like an over achiever
I take it away for a minute just to tease her
Then I give it back a little bit deeper

Sir Psycho, Sir Psycho, yeah
He's the man that I met 1 time
Sir Psycho, Sir Psycho, yeah
He's the man that left me blind

Sir Psycho, Sir Psycho, yeah
He's the man, he's the man, he's the man
Sir Psycho, Sir Psycho, yeah
Yeah

He's a freak of nature
But we love him so
He's a freak of nature
But we let him go

I got stopped by a lady cop in my automobile
She said, "Get out and spread your legs"
And then she tried to cop a feel
That cop she was all dressed in blue
Was she pretty? Boy I'm tellin' you

She stuck my butt with her big black stick
I said, "What's up? Now suck my dick"
Like a ram getting ready to jam the lamb
She whimpered just a little when she felt my hand

On her crotch so very warm
I could feel her getting wet through her uniform
Proppin' her up on the black and white

Unzipped and slipped, ooo that's tight
I swatted her like no swat team can
Turned a cherry pie right into jam

Sir Psycho, Sir Psycho, yeah
Well, I'm the man that you met 1 time
Sir Psycho, Sir Psycho, yeah
Well, I'm the man that'll leave you blind

Sir Psycho, Sir Psycho, yeah
Well, I'm the man, I'm the man, I'm the man
Sir Psycho, Sir Psycho, yeah
Yeah

Hello young woman that I love
Pretty punk rock mama that I'm thinking of
Hold me naked if you will
In your arms in your legs in your pussy I'd kill

To be with you, to kiss with you
I do miss you, I love you

Lay me down, lay me down, lay me down, lay me down
Lay me down, lay me down, lay me down, lay me down

Descending waves of graceful pleasure
For your love there is no measure
Her curves they bend with subtle splendor

Now I lay me down to sleep
I pray the funk will make me freak
If I should die before I waked
Allow me Lord to rock out naked

Bored by the ordinary time to take a trip
Calling up a little girl with a bull whip
Lickety split go snap, snap
Girl gettin' off all in my lap

The tallest tree the sweetest sap
Blowin' my ass right off the map
Ooo and it's nice out here
I think I'll stay for a while