name dropping lyrics

Crysti can't take all the pressure
Kevin hates the girls
He dates
Mia says she's gonna snap
I need a new car to drive away
Derek beats up all his girlfriends
Jessie likes to comb his hair
Hanacek is on the wagon
I tried not to speak today
Chorus:
You slip and fall
They pick you up and throw you down again
I left them there and found them here
I was rarely smart enough to dodge the careless words
You find them everywhere
It breaks you into two
Emily had sex with Joey
Chris is weird
He must be gay
Everyone is smoking H
And I tried hard to laugh today
Every word you hear you repeat
Every word you repeat you change
Here's a quarter
There's a phone
Why don't you call someone who cares
Repeat chorus
I left them there and found them here
It breakes me into two