hi, my name's cindy lyrics

mystery date and you can't be late
thought it wouldn't go any deeper
stalling and stalling to the voice of debate
laugh at her jokes and then leave her
you can't get out
well maybe she's pretty and maybe she's rich
you got to keep an open mind

hi, my name is cindy and i'm a transistorosexual

now it's all run amuck
for the next five hours you're fucked

fallen in a well and you can't get out
thought you couldn't fall any deeper
you learned about love and the opposite sex
that there's fucked up people
you try again
maybe she's pretty and maybe she's rich
you got to keep an open mind

hi, um, my name is cindy
i'm your blind date and i'm really blind

now it's all run amuck
for the rest of your life you're fucked
* repeat *