fake i.d. lyrics

I'm sittin' in a bar, got a girl on each arm
Got a drink in each hand like a movie star
And I'm sitting here drinkin' just as happy as can be
I'm sitting here drinkin' with my Fake I.D.

A wealthy widow, man she hit on me
And a cheerleader's cheering her cheer for me
I'm the only male pledge in their sorority
All courtesy of my Fake I.D.

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Fake I.D., Fake I.D.
Fake I.D. what you do for me
I'm happy as a clam, and I'll always be
I'll never leave home without my Fake I.D.

Sittin' here drinkin' with the lights down low
And the sound cranked up on the stereo
Between the plaid skirt honeys on the field hockey team
Buying all their drinks with my Fake I.D.

Bartender, pour me another drink
I've got a test at 8 and I need time to think
Gotta study these labels so I'm bound to pass
Better pour me another glass

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All the lovely ladies
I raise my glass to thee
Come give me a wink
And I'll buy you a drink
Courtesy of my Fake I.D.

All the lovely ladies
I raise my glass to thee
Come give me a wink
And I'll buy you a drink
Courtesy of my Fake I.D.

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Alternate Verse:

Yeah that's really me, yeah I tell the bouncer
Yeah that's really me, no it's not my brother
Yeah it's really me, my hair was longer
It's really me on my Fake I.D.