Don't Shoot lyrics

I get up every day
It's a miracle, I'm told
So now I live to work
So I hit the road
Squeeze into my hybrid car
Drive as fast as I can
While I scan the rooftops
Yeah, I scan the rooftops

Don't shoot, I'm a man! (x2)

I live in every city all around the world
Sometimes it's way too hot
Sometimes it's friggin' cold
One thing's always the same
No matter what they say
There's way to many problems
Way way too many problems

Don't shoot, I'm a man! (x2)

You wish you were swinging through the trees
You wish you were slicing through the breeze
You wish you were a king or a queen
You wish you'd hit the lottery

But wishing is for chumps
High hoping is for fools
They'll hunt you down and tase you, bro
For playing with the rules

Don't shoot, I'm a man! (x2)

I got a big dilemma
To punt (?) or go for broke
It's got me going sleepless while I'm about to choke
So let me ask you something
Answer if you can
Think before you answer
There is no correct answer

Don't shoot, I'm a man! (x2)

Don't taze me, bro! (x4)