cool guy 5 lyrics

-{Sean pulling up in his car to a hooker-





GIRL #5:Hey, honey.

SEAN:S'up baby?looking all smooth, standing on the corner at 3 in the morning and shit.You cold, baby?You want to use me as a blanket?



GIRL #5:I'm just doing my thing.





SEAN:Well, does doing your thing mean your tricky?'Cause I'd like to invest some of my hard earned money towards loving you, if you know what I getting at.

GIRL #5:Well, how much you got, big man?




SEAN:Well, I'm willing to drop 50 dollars on your ass, but there's a condition going on.


GIRL #5:What's that?



SEAN:You're going to have to put those lucious lips of yours on... my... slub-a-dub.




GIRL #5:Ooh, I can do that.


SEAN:You can?



GIRL #5:Mm-hmm.


SEAN:You mean, you ain't going make fun of the fact that I called my gizza-gazza a "slub-a-dub"?




GIRL #5:Honey you can call your thing what ever you want to as long as you got 50 bucks.



SEAN:oh sna-- well, alright then here's the 50 dollars,-{unzips pants- and here's my flip stick, now start wetting that thing up.



GIRL #5:-{Opens his door- Sir, you are under arrest.



-{police car pulls up-



SEAN:You got to be fucking with mind here.



GIRL #5:No, I'm not.



COP:Good job denise.we'll take him from here.


-{Cop hand cuffs Sean-




SEAN:WHAT?!?! You going to arrest my ass for trying to get a ride on my slip 'n' slide?Fuck that shit.



GIRL #5:Hey honey,when you get to jail, you're going to be on the other end of a slip 'n' slide, and I hope you enjoy yourself.



SEAN:WWWWHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTT?!?!?!



-{cop throws sean in back of police car-



COP:Just get in the back, asshole.



GIRL #5:-{from outside- You sick fuck.



SEAN:Damn!!-{crying- This is a bunch of bullshit!!!


PEEPER: Piss on me.-{also in the back of the police car-




SEAN:WHAT?!



PEEPER:Please, piss me.


SEAN:NO!!!




PEEPER:Just a tinkle.



SEAN:Fuck that, keep him away from me.



PEEPER:Urine.



SEAN:Keep this man away from me.