coahulia lyrics

Well, I turned my microwave on and I cooked my chicken ravioli
The last ten years of my life I?ve been feeling kind of lonely
I don?t do love, I don?t do women named Hannah
I don?t do red haired girls from Louisiana

I?m suffering from a kind of indecision
About what I?m a gonna watch on television
I?ll dream tonight of dancing in Coahulia
With a little brown haired girl and her tequila

My mama always seems to sing the same song
You?ll never meet no decent girls at Dallas honky tonks
What she says is true, with that I must agree
?Cause any girl worth having wouldn?t have a thing to do with me

I?m suffering from a kind of indecision
About what I?m a gonna watch on television
I?ll dream tonight of dancing in Coahulia
A little brown haired girl and her tequila

I?m sitting here just to a sucking on my cavity, cavity
I'm thinking of the things they used to say to me, tragedy

And I?m suffering from a kind of indecision
About a little brown haired, a little brown haired
A little brown haired girl and her tequila