Artist: hollywood undead
Song: christmas in hollywood
Funnyman as Santa Claus:
Tha Producer and Charlie Scene:
It's Christmas in Hollywood
Santa's back up in the hood
So meet me under
The mistletoe lets fuck
It's Chanukah in Inglewood
The dreidel spinning in the hood
So meet me by the
Menorah lets get drunk
Funnyman:
Ho-Ho-Ho Merry Christmas!
It's Christmas in Hollywood
Santa's back up in the hood
So meet me under
The mistletoe lets fuck
It's Chanukah in Inglewood
The dreidel spinning in the hood
So meet me by the
Menorah lets get drunk
Charlie Scene and J-dog:
J-J-J-Just a little story
About last Christmas
About some bad kids
Who were full of wishes
We gave some gifts and
Then we gave some loving
The weird kind of love
That you give to your cousin
Little Timmy stole from 7-11
So we stopped by his house
With a pair of sevens
We drank in his room with
Some dude named Kevin
But there was still some bad kids
Who deserved some presents
Zacky got caught with a bottle of Jack
So we slipped down his
Chimney with an 18 pack
He didn't leave cookies
But we needed a snack
So we took the beer back and
I fucked him in the ass!
It's Charlie Scene got
Eggnog in my flask
The holidays are back and
All my presents are wrapped
Like, oh my god, is that St Nick?
Kids give me your list,
Like its the 25th
Been accused of being a bad kid
B-B-B-But I get presents as is
Cause Mrs. Clause just myspaced me
I blew off a date on Christmas eve.
So I don't give a fuck
If your naughty or nice
You might still get a
Rolly and a gang on ice
So write your list and
Never have no fear
Have a Hollywood Christmas
And an Undead new year!
Fuck yeah!
Funnyman:
Now watch the language HO-HO-HO
The Server and Da Kurlzz:
Im about to serve it up for
All you boys and girls.
Good kids, bad and
Even Da Kurlzz.
We were chilling at home
And decking the halls.
So I checked my phone
And Santa had called.
He said he'd swing by
At a quarter to twelve.
He said that his jolly ass
Needed some help.
He said Christmas ain’t
A gang but a way of life.
"If you guide my sleigh,
I'll let you fuck my wife."
So we jumped in his sleigh
And it started to jingle,
Funnier than fuck ,you
Can ask Chris Cringle.
So we all took flight
But something was fishy.
He asked for road head
And started to kiss me.
Underneath his suit was
Just a bunch of pillows.
Instead of bags of presents,
He had bags of dildo's.
I pulled down his beard
And it was a monster.
It wasn't St. Nick, it was
A fucking imposter.
When we found out,
He started to pout.
I took my bandana
And I choked him out.
I pulled off his beard
And I fucked his mouth.
Hi-jacked his sleigh
And headed down south.
I had a lot of wild nights
But tonight was the craziest,
Met a lot of Jeff's but
This one was shadiest.
When it comes to cheer
That mother fucker’s a grinch.
So if you don't like
Christmas fuck you bitch!
Funnyman:
You kids are in big trouble ho boy!
It's Christmas in Hollywood
Santa's back up in the hood
So meet me under
The mistletoe lets fuck
It's Chanukah in Inglewood
The dreidel spinning in the hood
So meet me by the
Menorah lets get drunk
Let’s get drunk
Let’s get drunk
Let’s get drunk
Let’s get drunk
Let’s get drunk
Let’s get drunk
Let’s get drunk
Let’s get drunk
It's Christmas in Hollywood
Santa's back up in the hood
So meet me under
The mistletoe lets fuck
It's Chanukah in Inglewood
The dreidel spinning in the hood
So meet me by the
Menorah lets get drunk
Let’s get drunk
It's Christmas in Hollywood
Santa's back up in the hood
So meet me under
The mistletoe lets fuck
It's Chanukah in Inglewood
The dreidel spinning in the hood
So meet me by the
Menorah lets get drunk
It's Christmas in Hollywood
Santa's back up in the hood
So meet me under
The mistletoe lets fuck
It's Chanukah in Inglewood
The dreidel spinning in the hood
So meet me by the
Menorah lets get drunk
