Artist: gwar
Song: jagermonsta
Album: You're All Worthless And Weak (Live)
Year: 2002
If you look at it you'll get drunk Frothing mass of filthy chunk To kick the ass of punks like you Bloodshot eye and boiling spew Seeking ancient wisdom, drinking with the gods Where it came from none can say Rolling in the gutter, craving bloated bloody scrod Though they do so anyway Memories of braincells lost Promoting drunken holocaust Drinking, stinking, falling down Try - to tame the fury of the Jagermonsta Acting like a fucking clown A drunk who got what he deserved At least his corpse is well-preserved The Jagermonster comes to slay Then drive your car until it skids By making you get drunk today Into a busload of retarded kids Bleeding retards in the dirt The funny things that you're not hurt Who burn alive, you drunken fuck and then get hit by another truck The coops don't come, you get away You'll live to drink another day... Bring forth now the virgin, soon her flesh to flay Hooray! Every stupid thing I do the Jagermonster tells me to That means we can fuck her Still, we'll kill her anyway Oh, she's not a virgin? And fuck her we will Then we will go get drunk and find Someone else to kill Drunken vengence from the grave Hooves are flailing, nailing slaves Beware the power of the Jagermonster!